Existentialism - Dislike

(Gustavo Carpio C.)

I totally dislike birthdays because they make me feel I am one year closer to dead.

I also dislike births because thouse born child have just began to die.

And I dislike funerals because people cry at the time they say “this must be gods will" instead of think that their dead relatives or friends are now in better days and realize god abandon us here. Our own hell.

I dislike relationships because you have to respond for what you’ve done. Ha ha!

I dislike having an intelligent conversation because if you “are wrong somehow” people takes you as an unintelligent person.

I dislike having an unintelligent conversation because if you are somehow right, you get to be a smart ass.

I hate to be a salesman because I have to be polite must of the time.

I dislike you when you are eating because you have to worry about the calories you are having.

I dislike drinking because there are better ways to get high.

I dislike doing fitness just because.

I hate to treat you well because you behave like shit.

I dislike when you scratch my back because is never enough.

I dislike driving when is not for fun.

I dislike writing the way I am now.

I dislike waking up early.

I dislike having sex just to have it.

I dislike not having it.

Sometimes I even dislike myself when I’m trying to have it just for fun.

I dislike making love, because at the end I have to answer your questions.

Actually I dislike some types of love.

I dislike being cold hearted.

Ore even when I’m warm.

But of course this is not only about things that the most of us dislike, is about the things we love!